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Geek Fuel EXCLUSIVES

Since 2015, our design team has created over 150 exclusive wearables, accessories, kitchen items, doodads, and whatchamacallits for our subscribers and customers! This is just a sample as many have sold out!
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    Cowabunga Pizza Cutter (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

    Geek Fuel

    The Geek Fuel Cowabunga Pizza Cutter delivers ninja slice-and-dice action to any pizza dinner. This Pie Sai has a steady blade and a sturdy handle,...

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  • A fellow "ground"-chucker, eh? Straight out of the NYC sewer system comes the most bodacious, blue, BBQ buddy for all your ninja grilling needs.
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    Cow-A-Burger Spatula (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    The secret to oozing confidence at the grill is having a proper Spat-"Shell"-A in your hand! And our Cow-A-Burger Spatula is no ordinary flipper! I...

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    4-Pack of Mystery Geek Fuel T-Shirts for $74 (45% off)

    Geek Fuel

    Get a 4-pack of MYSTERY t-shirts in your size (S-5XL) from our t-shirt stash, a $136 value, for just $74!Tees selected at random.

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    Super Secret Prehistoric Stash Can (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

    Geek Fuel

    Perfect for discreetly storing your secrets, valuables, or just a little Dino-DNA.

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    HoverBoard Bottle Opener (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

    Geek Fuel

    Crack open your own Pepsi Perfect or preferred beverage of the future with your very own Hoverboard Bottle Opener.

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    Power Clip Snack Saver (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Now You're Clipping With Power! You don't have to be a Wizard to know this is the essential kitchen accessory. Save those Snacks with your Retro G...

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    Sleep Fighter Throw Pillow (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    We've assembled a team from across the globe to create the Sleep Fighter Throw Pillow! This single-player pillow is perfect by itself, but when you...

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    Retro Gaming Salt & Pepper Shaker Set (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    It's-A Meal Time! Spice up any meal with these Super custom ceramic retro gaming-themed salt & pepper shakers.

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    The Foot Cap (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Kick into action with your own custom Foot Cap! A snapback cap that provides ninja coverage from the sun or a bad hair day, and part of the Geek Fu...

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    Time to Shine Socks (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Staying the winter at an isolated hotel in Colorado? Don't forget your "Time to Shine" socks! They're 70% cotton, 18% Polyester, 10% Nylon, 2% Span...

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    Strange Scarf

    Geek Fuel

    Ahoy, Party! Whether you're babysitting, brewing up milkshakes, or bashing monsters, our stylish "Strange Scarf" will look great on you.From our "S...

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    Little Bronx Brawler Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

    Geek Fuel

    Dance like a fly, bite like a mosquito in our Little Bronx Brawler tee, originally in our June 2021 "Champions Edition" box.

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    Hawkins Heroes Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Swing into action with our exclusive "HAWKINS HEROES" tee (featured in our July 2022 subscription). Be sure to use your inventory wisely to fight...

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    One-Eyed Willy's Return Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    The scourge of the seven seas "One-Eyed Willy!" Originally in our December 2021 box, Willy returns for those who want a matching shirt for their ...

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    8-Bits to Rule Them All Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    From the smallest dwarf, to the mightiest wizard, you're only as strong as your weakest link. "The Fellowship" is an 8-bit saga that w...

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    "Titanus Gojira" Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

    Geek Fuel

    Celebrate the King of all Monsters with our FLAMEtastic "Titanus Gojira" shirt. Onlookers may curiously examine the subtle chest hit before being ...

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    "We Spared No Expense" Dino Tiki Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

    Geek Fuel

    That's How It Always Starts. But Then Later, There's Running And Screaming.

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    It's Showtime! Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Geekfuel, Geekfuel, GEEKFUEL! If you say it three times this exclusive t-shirt will appear from the other side. But don’t let your Handbook for t...

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    Shell's Kitchen Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    COWABUNGA! The next mutation of our Cowabunga Collection comes with a bodacious back design and a chest print on the front. This exclusive "Shell...

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    Yule Look Festive! Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Do you have as much trouble as we do picking a favorite holiday movie? Well worry no more! We selected a handful of our favorite (traditional &am...

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    King of Quarters Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    What made the arcade systems of our youth tick? Pretty sure it was a pinch of wizard dust, a dab of lazers, a dash of monsters, bad guys, alien inv...

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    Super Bros. Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    Whether you're up against carnivorous plants or a double peg-legged pirate, you don't have to do it alone if you have a super brother to help you...

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    Right Hand of Doom Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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    At The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense, you are bound to run into some interesting characters, although the perennial fan favorit...

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    Mount Greylock School of Witchcraft & Wizardry Tee (Geek Fuel Exclusive)

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